Josiah's Alarm, and Abel Perry's Funeral — Story, Setting & Ideas

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Holley, Marietta, 1836-1926 Project Gutenberg 2019 Not confirmed
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Marietta Holley's comic sketch follows Samantha and Josiah Allen as they argue over a furnace, then turns to Abel Perry's extravagant funeral planning. The narrator's folksy voice and sharp observations expose social pretensions through dialogue and domestic detail.
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Marietta Holley writes in the voice of Samantha Allen, a rural New York housewife whose plainspoken narration anchors two linked comic episodes. The first, Josiah's Alarm, opens with a dispute over a new furnace: the agent warns it will be dangerously hot, and Josiah frets about sunstroke in winter. Samantha counters with a dry “Oh, shaw!” and a refusal to buy coal by the pound like sugar. The second, Abel Perry's Funeral, shifts to a widower's obsessive planning of an elaborate burial for his lawyer brother-in-law. Holley builds humor from the clash between Samantha's practical sense and the characters' vanity, using dialect and exaggerated logic to expose the gap between stated motives and actual behavior.

Dialect as a Tool of Character

Holley renders Samantha's voice through deliberate misspellings and colloquial rhythms: “skairt,” “dretful,” “sot up,” “sez.” This is not mere decoration—it signals Samantha's social position and her resistance to pretension. When Josiah frets about the furnace, his speech is full of nervous qualifiers: “I guess we had better get a smaller one… How it would look to have a sunstroke in the winter!” Samantha's replies are terse and deflating: “Be calm, Josiah Allen.” The dialect also marks class boundaries. Abel Perry, though equally rustic, adopts a formal tone when discussing funeral arrangements: “it would look dretful odd to the neighbors if she didn't dress in black.” His language strains toward respectability, while Samantha's remains blunt. Holley uses these contrasts to map social aspirations without authorial commentary.

The Logic of Absurdity

Holley builds comic arguments by pushing everyday reasoning to its limit. Josiah worries the furnace will cause sunstroke; Samantha points out it is smaller than the one they ordered. He then regrets buying too much coal, imagining fetching it from Jonesville “a few pounds at a time, like tea, or suger.” The absurdity is gentle but pointed. In the funeral story, Abel insists the baby must wear crape “in respect to her father's memory.” Samantha retorts, “The baby don't know crape from a clothes-pin.” Abel's reply—that the thought of her respect will sustain her in later years—takes the logic to a ridiculous extreme. Holley never breaks character; Samantha merely “sithed constant” and worked on her insane bedquilt. The humor arises from the narrator's helplessness against such stubborn folly.

Objects That Reveal Character

Holley uses material details to expose values. The furnace is described not by its function but by the agent's warnings and Josiah's calculations. The coal bin becomes a symbol of wasted expense: “It hain't likely we shall ever empty that ben, not if we don't live beyond the nateral age of mortals.” In the funeral story, the flower pieces are catalogued with precision: a gate ajar, a gate wide open, a big book (not the Bible, because the deceased was a lawyer), and the full name “William Henry Harrison Rockyfeller” in white flowers on purple pansies. The length of the name becomes a joke about expense and respect. Samantha's own labor—working on “that insane bedquilt”—mirrors her futile attempts to reason with Abel. The objects are never neutral; they carry the weight of the characters' obsessions.

The Narrator's Restrained Irony

Samantha rarely states her opinion directly. Instead, she offers “little hints” that go unheeded. When Abel insists on full names in flowers, she says, “Where Harrison is now, that hain't a-goin' to make any difference.” The irony is quiet but unmistakable. She frames her powerlessness with a simile: “as a bad little boy said once on a similar occasion, ‘it wuzn't my funeral.’” This self-deprecating humor allows Holley to critique social pretension without making Samantha seem bitter. The narrator's voice remains consistent—practical, observant, and resigned. Even her most pointed remarks are delivered in a “quite onassumin' way.” The effect is a comedy of manners filtered through a consciousness that sees the absurdity but cannot stop it. Holley trusts the reader to catch the gap between what is said and what is meant.

Structure as a Source of Comedy

The two halves of the book mirror each other. Both begin with a problem (a furnace, a funeral) and proceed through a series of conversations in which Samantha's common sense is overruled. In the first, Josiah's alarm is deflated by the furnace's actual performance; in the second, Abel's extravagance is never checked. The symmetry highlights Holley's interest in domestic decision-making and the limits of female influence. The illustrations listed in the front matter—such as “Before they got it sot up” and “Alone, and lonesome as a dog”—suggest visual gags that reinforce the text's comic beats. The structure is episodic, built around set pieces of dialogue rather than plot. Holley's skill lies in making each exchange feel both inevitable and surprising, as Samantha's reasonable objections are met with ever more elaborate justifications.

Holley's humor depends on the reader's willingness to inhabit Samantha's perspective—to hear the exasperation beneath the placid surface. The dialect requires slow reading, but the payoff is a precise satire of rural respectability. Pay attention to what characters say versus what they do, and to the objects they fixate on. The furnace and the flower pieces are never just things; they are arguments made solid.

I’ve long treasured Josiah’s Alarm for its knowing chuckle at household fuss, but it always brings to mind that quieter puzzle in Are Parents People? — Edition Insights. Both whisper how we perform ourselves for others, how love hides in plain, awkward sight. They sit well together, like old friends sharing one sunlit shelf.

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